Ａｎｏｔｈｅｒ Ｈｏｍｅ Ｓｔａｙ

Ｗｈｉｌｅ　Ｉ was typing my last post, all of the Chinese girls were standing behind me, so some　ｏｆ　ｍｙ　Ｅｎｇｌｉｓｈ　ｗａｓ　ａｌｉｔｔｌｅ　ｓｉｍｐｌｉｓｔｉｃ　ｓｏ　ｔｈａｔ　ｔｈｅｙ　ｃｏｕｌｄ　ｕｎｄｅｒｓｔａｎｄ　ｅｖｅｒｙｔｈｉｎｇ。　Ｉ　ａｌｓｏ　ｈａｄ　ｔｏ　ｃｅｎｓｏｒ　ｓｏｍｅ　ｏｆ　ｍｙ　ｔｒｕｅ　ｆｅｅｌｉｎｇｓ．　Ｄｏｎ＇ｔ　ｇｅｔ　ｍｅ　ｗｒｏｎｇ，　Ｉwasn't about to start badmouthing them, but I　ｄｉｄｎ＇ｔ　ｆｅｅｌ　ｃｏｍｆｏｒｔａｂｌｅ　ｗｒｉｔｉｎｇ　ｈｏｗ　Ｉwould normally write. Iｗａｎｔｅｄ　ｔｏ　ｓａｙ　ｌａｓｔ　ｔｉｍｅ　ｔｈａｔ　ｔｈｅ　ｆａｒｍ　ｗａｓ　ｔｈｅ　ｄｉｒｔｉｅｓｔ　ｈｏｕｓｅ　Ｉhad ever seen, and the kitchen was just plain scary. And they cooked in some pans that looked as though they'd been sitting in the shed for about 30 years or so. And then。。。I ate it。 But it was delicious， and I really did have a lot of fun。Halfway through the dinner， I had to use the bathroom， so I was led to the stables...yes, the stables, although there weren't any animals in them...and then was introduced to a hole dug from the ground. Not a pipe, or something that led down into the bowls of the earth...but ａ　ｌｉｔｔｌｅ　ｈｏｌｅ．　Ａｎｄ　Ｓｗｅｅｔ　Ｂｅｔｈａｎｙ　Ａｌｍｉｇｈｔｙ　someone　ｈａｄ　ａｌｒｅａｄｙ　ｒｅｌｉｅｖｅｄ　ｔｈｅｍｓｅｌｖｅｓ　ｉｎ　ｔｈａｔ　ｌｉｔｔｌｅ　ｈｏｌｅ，　ａｎｄ　I then decided to hold it until I got back to the city。
But chasing chickens was fun。 And no, I　ｄｉｄｎ＇ｔ　ｍａｎａｇｅ　ｔｏ　ｃａｔｃｈ　ｔｈｅ　ｃｈｉｃｋｅｎｓ．　Ｔｈｅｙ　ｗｅｒｅ　ｔｏｏ　ｆａｓｔ．　Ａｎｄ　ｅｖｅｎ　ｉｆ　Ｉhad, I　ｗｏｕｌｄ＇ｖｅ　ｂｅｅｎ　ａｆｒａｉｄ　ｔｏ　ｐｉｃｋ　ｔｈｅｍ　ｕｐ．　Ｔｈｅｍ　ｔｈｉｎｇｓ＇ｒｅ　ｓｃａｒｙ．　Ｐｅｃｋ　ｍ＇ｅｙｅｓ　ｏｕｔ　ｏｒ　ｇｉｖｅ　ｍｅｈ　ｍａｌａｒｉａ　ｏｒ　ｓｕｍｔｈｉｎ＇．　Ｉ　ｄｉｄ　ｓｅｅ　ｓｏｍｅ　ｃｈｉｃｋｌｅｔｓ，　ｔｈｏｕｇｈ．　Ｎｏｔ　ｌｉｔｔｌｅ　ｂａｂｙ　ｃｈｉｃｋｓ，　ｂｕｔ　ａｃｔｕａｌ　ｍｉｎｉ　ｃｈｉｃｋｅｎｓ．　Ｔｈｅｙ　ｗｅｒｅ　ｆａｓｔ．
Ｔｈｅ　ｈｏｕｓｅ　Ｉstayed at was just fine. I did have to sleep in a bed with three other girls, though. They gave me an outside ledge, but that just made me cold because the girl at the other end hogged the blanket. But whatev.
The next day, I　ｗｅｎｔ　ｗｉｔｈ　ｔｗｏ　ｄｉｆｆｅｒｅｎｔ　ｇｉｒｌｓ　ｗｈｏ　ｓｐｏｋｅ　Ｅｎｇｌｉｓｈ　ａ　ｌｏｔ　ｂｅｔｔｅｒ　ａｎｄ　ｓｔａｙｅｄ　ａｔ　ＴＨＥＩＲ　ｈｏｕｓｅ　ｔｈａｔ　ｔｉｍｅ．　Ｔｏ　ｂｅ　ｈｏｎｅｓｔ　ｗｉｔｈ　ｙｏｕ，　ｔｈｅ　ｈｏｕｓｅ　ｗａｓ　ｍｕｃｈ　ｂｅｔｔｅｒ　ｔｈａｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｐｒｅｖｉｏｕｓ　ｏｎｅ．　Ｔｈｅｙ　ｈａｄ　ａ　Ｗｅｓｔｅｒｎ　ｔｏｉｌｅｔ，　ｎｏｔ　ａ　ｓｑｕａｔｔｉｅ！　Ｉ　ｄｉｄ，　ｈｏｗｅｖｅｒ，　ｃｌｏｇ　ｉｔ　ｕｐ　ｂｅｃａｕｓｅ　ａｐｐａｒｅｎｔｌｙ　ｙｏｕ＇ｒｅ　ｎｏｔ　ｓｕｐｐｏｓｅｄ　ｔｏ　ｆｌｕｓｈ　ｔｏｉｌｅｔ　ｐａｐｅｒ　ｄｏｗｎ　ｉｎ　Ｃｈｉｎａ？　Ｉ　ｗｏｎｄｅｒｅｄ　ｗｈｙ　ｔｈｅ　ｗａｓｔｅｂａｓｋｅｔ　ｎｅｘｔ　ｔｏ　ｔｈｅ　ｔｏｉｌｅｔ　ｗａｓ　ｓｏ．．．ｎｅｖｅｒｍｉｎｄ．　Ｉlike to think myself a classy person so I'll just stop whiｌｅ　Ｉ＇ｍ　ａｈｅａｄ．
Ｔｈｅ　ｂｅｄ　ｗａｓ　ａｌｓｏ　ｓｏｆｔｅｒ　ｔｈｅｒｅ．　Ｉ　ａｃｔｕａｌｌｙ　ｈａｖｅｎ＇ｔ　ｈａｄ　ａｎｙ　ｔｒｏｕｂｌｅ　ｆａｌｌｉｎｇ　ａｓｌｅｅｐ　ｏｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｈａｒｄ　ｂｏａｒｄｓ／ｍａｔｔｒｅｓｓｅｓ　ｌｉｋｅ　Ｉdid last year. Part of it might have been need to go bye